December 2010
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talkdiirty asked: i thought of you when i saw that Easy A quiznos gif.
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talkdiirty asked: i thought of you when i saw that Easy A quiznos gif.
Spirit Pokemon
Me: I wonder what my spirit Pokemon is.
Lee: Oh, you want me to help you figure it out?
Me: Yes.
Lee: Ok. First you need to cut off anything making noise around you. Did you do that? Ok. Now close your eyes. Take a deep breath, exhale. Take another deep breath, and exhale. Ok. Now you're walking in a cave. This is your power cave. Your heart's desire is in this cave. You start walking out of the cave and then a Pokemon appears. This is your spirit Pokemon.
Me: I refuse to accept that Zubat is my spirit Pokemon.
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I’ve always felt confused by people who “wanted to be in a relationship.” I feel...
– via nudawn (via 6od)
FOR REAL THOUGH
(via caseydonahue)
Regular sex without risk of STDs.
(Also, it only “happens organically” for straight people, and only unusually attractive straight people. No one else can afford to rely on romantic comedy happenstances.)
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valeasmundum:
Well, Drew. Here you go. Me suffering through Vegemite.
GVOY
You are suuuch a sissy, and you used the appropriate amount and everything! For your next Australian trick, you should do the Tim-Tam Slam although I don’t think you can get dairy-free Tim-Tams so you might have to suffer, but it tastes so good!
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BradOFarrell: my ex wasn't a bottom
BradOFarrell: so sort of one of the traits that interests me in a guy is that they are a legit bottom. BECAUSE IT'S LIKE, they like penises inside them? And can only get off that way? They're like mythical creatures.
Ned: a rare jewel in a time of poverty or whatever
Conjecture Panda: Does it seem to anyone else that... →
swifferwetjet:
I hear a lot of LGBT people talking about how no one really knows that FTM trans people exist because the general public is ignorant to LGBT issues etc etc etc. But I’ve met so many FTMs at events but only one MTF, and when I look at the gay rags i almost never see an MTF trans person. Yes there…
Yes!! I don’t go to a lot of LGBT things, but when I do I’m...
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